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What.  The.  Hell.  Is.  This.   Whatever it is, we’re going to be talking about him on the 9/9/09 show.  Do not miss it, and tell your friends.

Check out this video.

A German company is claiming they produced it as an experiment. We say the joke’s on you. We are going to have the guy who actually SHOT the video LIVE on The Show Wednesday night. Beat that, sukkas.

I noticed this week a big jump in the comments on my post from before, about how Dr. Eric Hoskins would snub Norfolk if elected MP. Sure enough, he ran to Dalton Mc Chicken, for a seat in the riding of St. Paul’s.

Now, he jumped ship from the fed Libs to the provincial Libs. He jumped out of Norfolk (whom he obvious had no care about or he’d actually LIVE here) to Toronto, where he hopes his Dr. designation will get him a seat in the provincial legislature.

Here’s the thing, Eric. You want to enter public service. you cannot snub people in that service. From what I am reading, you are nothing more than a carpetbagger! An overqualified, looking down on others, Carpetbagger. Dalton has given you a “safe” seat to run in.

It’s a shame too. I remember him strolling through Norfolk, basically telling us that he deserves the seat and we were fools for not handing it to him. The same thing is happening in St. Pauls. I mean, check out his website! You need a strong experienced voice in Queen’s Park. not someone who’s actually lived in Toronto, like ex-Sun reporter Sue Levy or Lawyer Julian Heller.

At any rate, best of luck to those in St.Paul’s, and vote wisely. Remember, the promises made to you were made to us, not a few months before.

From our pals over at The Smoking Gun:

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2009/0826091slipknot1.html

That’s right, kids. The distinguished honor goes to….Shawn Powell.

Shawn, we know it’s only a misdemeanor, but look on the bright side: you’re so dumb that you won’t stop and eventually your dumbass pranks are going to land you jailtime, where a big, african-american gentleman will make you his prison wife. Epic!

Courstesy of the B dot Burns, the Helen Keller Simulator. The most realistic simulator invented to this day.

Do the Helen Keller, and talk with your hips.