God, that John guy is such a dick.

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John.  Modern intellectual warrior.  Man amongst men.  Hero of the everyday guy.  

How awesome is it to get onto a high profile game show where you can win tons of money and be seen by millions of people and the first thing you’re concerned about is “how do I write my name so it appears to resemble a penis?” . 

John, we dedicate the August 12th show to you, buddy, you deserve it.