Flori – Durr. International Driving Permit and then No Permit.

After sending snowbirds to licence offices in a panic, Florida now says it won’t enforce a requirement for all non-U.S. residents to obtain an International Driving Permit.

Earlier today, employees at CAA offices fielded an unprecedented flurry of phone calls and inquiries from people planning to go to Florida after the surprise realization that since Jan. 1, all non-U.S. residents need an International Driving Permit.

Florida Highway Patrol, International Drivers Permit, IDP, FHP, WTF, CAA

“We were informed only two days ago, but it was on the radio today so everyone’s here,” said a harried employee taking names from those in line to get the international licence.

On Jan. 1, Florida passed statute 322.04, a new law mandating the international permit, a paper document written in 10 languages.

According to the Florida Department of Highway Safety and Motor Vehicles (DHSMV), the purpose of the new law is for everyone to have “a licence in a language that police officers can understand.”

An IDP is the internationally recognized licence people need when they rent a car and drive in Europe. On an average summer day, with vacationers going abroad, CAA-Quebec’s large office on Drummond normally issues 60 to 75 of these a day, but very rarely in the winter, the staff said.

To get an international driving licence, you need a valid driving permit, $25 and a passport-size photograph.

If you don’t have the photo handy, CAA can take one for you for $13. Grand total: $38.74, taxes in.

“The intent of the change in Florida law regarding the International Driving Permit was to aid law enforcement in Florida when interacting with drivers holding a licence in a foreign language,” a spokesperson for the Florida Department of Highway Safety said Thursday.

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Scohol Crossing?

Only In Florida, seriously. Not to mention, they are cutting education, not investing in it. Nice!

Scohol Crossing, School Crossing, Miami Dade, Florida

Workers were a little red-faced after painters misspelled the word “school” on the ground in front of Goulds Elementary in Miami-Dade County, Fla. Even young students pointed out that “scohol” doesn’t make any sense.

“They should go back to school,” said student Keon Brooks.

This error coming on the heels of a recent announcement that nearly 400 teachers will be getting pink slips. School board officials hope to give many of them their jobs back once federal stimulus money becomes available.

God Busted for Selling Cocaine

TAMPA – Police say a man named God was arrested near a Tampa church for selling cocaine.

Authorities began investigating God Lucky Howard in April, and he was arrested on Saturday. Police say he sold the cocaine to undercover detectives in his neighborhood. When officers searched his home, they reported finding another 22 grams of cocaine and a scale.

Jail records show Howard was charged with several counts drug possession and distribution, which include increased charges for being within 1,000 feet of a church, a school and public housing.

He was being held on a bond of $86,500.

Wife accused of stabbing husband over hot dogs

ONLY IN FLORIDA, SRSLY – Orange County, Florida – An Orange County wife is accused of stabbing her husband after a fight over hot dogs for dinner.

Authorities say 28-year-old Alfreda Van Bladel made hot dogs for her husband, Anton, for dinner.

Apparently he snatched the plate from his wife. Authorities say that’s when she stabbed him in the shoulder with a steak knife.

They say he then grabbed a gun and pointed it to her head saying, “I’m going to kill you.”

Both were arrested and face a number of charges.

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Florida Tard Arrested for Punching Horse in Ass

TAMPA – Police arrested a Lakeland man early this morning on charges that he punched a police horse in the rear end.

Carl Coward Punches horse in the ass, horse ass puncher

It should be no surprise the incident occurred about 3:15 a.m. in Ybor City.

The Tampa Police Department report said the officer and horse were clearing the street and sidewalks in the 19th Street area of Seventh Avenue.

Carl Coward, 24, of 111 Hodges Road, Lakeland, balled his fist and punched the horse in the right rear hip area, the report states.

Coward was charged with battery of a law enforcement animal and is being held at the Orient Road Jail on $500 bond, jail records show.

The report does not indicate whether the horse suffered any serious injury.

Jesus Told Me To Walk Naked.

Only in Florida. I note the proximity to one of our DJs / Show producers…..

ST. LUCIE COUNTY — Authorities say a man charged with exposure of sexual organs was showing a lot more than that on a stretch of U.S. 1 Thursday morning.

Callers told 911 dispatchers that David John Campbell, 41, of Fort Pierce was walking completely naked on northbound U.S. 1 near Kitterman Road. A deputy caught up with Campbell at 6 a.m. in the 6400 block of U.S. 1 as school buses were on the road, according to Campbell’s arrest affidavit.

Campbell said he was under instructions from Jesus to take the nude stroll, the report said.