Category Archives: Douchebag

Sicko steals Vets Sign from Door

  By Roby | October 17, 2012 - 12:50 pm | Asinine, Brant, Brantford, Douchebag, hero, karma, Tard, WTF
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Things like this sicken me. Upon doing some work in the Wellington – Darling apartment complex today, I came across this sign on a door:

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So this gentleman, who fought for this country, had his sign ripped down by some callous individual who clearly has no respect for vetrans, no respect for Canada, and no respect for themselves.

I take this very personally. While I may not have fought for our country, I love, revere, and respect those who do. Our troops died so that we could express ourselves. So we could have freedom, so that we could debate one another. Make money. Live a great life.

To see that someone has no respect for that, shows that they don’t even have respect for themselves, and that’s shameful. I feel sorry for this person.

So here’s the call out. If you know who did this, comment in the thread, or pm me personally on twitter @RichieRoby. In the meantime, let’s have some respect for those who fought that we could be free.

A reminder to Brantford shoppers and drivers alike

  By Roby | December 17, 2011 - 11:27 am | Asinine, Brant, Brantford, Douchebag, Retail Geek, WTF
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Hey, just cause we are getting into crunch time, and you haven’t gotten everything on your list for Ruby Sue, Betty Lou, and Frank… this does not give you the right to be cranky, bitchy, pushy, and rude. Yesterday I observed one idiot who didn’t understand you can’t follow another car at a four way stop. This smart person gave me the finger for obeying the four way stop rules. Well Merry Christmas to you, tard.

Angry Woman Driver, Tard Driver

Even in the stores though, this is the time that shoppers that suck at it start to get militant. This past Sunday I observed a lineup at an unusual time at my local Zehrs (it was 10:30 at night). Nonetheless I get in line, only to see a couple at the front of the store arguing with the cashier. Ahh, this is why the holdup.

Christmas Losers

The douche in front of me is demanding to see a manager, cause he can’t take the milk crate for his chocolate milk. “You guys don’t pay deposit on them anymore” he claims. Well, that may be true, but if you read the crate (this guy may not be able to read) it was “unauthorized use prohibited.” That means, unless you have the milk company’s permission to take it home, it’s technically illegal.

The cashier was brave throughout, and said “sorry you can’t take the crate.” The customer has a hissy fit, says “fine, I don’t want any of them!” and slams the crate on the floor. That’s the mature response. The cashier calmly rings everything else through, gives the couple the total, and after they pay she thanks them for coming in. He screams “that’s bullshit!” before leaving the store.

Now here’s where I’m gonna step in. The douche was taking 16 cartons of chocolate milk. Greedy in of itself. Then he whines cause he can’t have the crate? The milk company doesn’t make the crate for your use, Jerkoff. But to have a fit, yell at the cashier, and toss them on the floor… shows how much of a loser you are. Thanks for coming out.

Dumb Customers

Sickos Topple 104 headstones at Mount Hope Cemetery

  By Roby | November 21, 2011 - 11:38 am | Asinine, Brant, Brantford, Brantford Police, Douchebag, karma, News, Tard, WTF
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Some vandals late Saturday night and Sunday morning thought it would be a great idea to topple 104 headstones at Brantford’s Mount Hope Cemetery, located at the corner of Charring Cross and West streets. The damage from this great idea is estimated to be around $20,000.

Mount Hope Cemetery, toppled headstones, vandals, Charring Cross, West Street, Brantford

Anyone with information is asked to contact police at 519-756-7050, or Crime Stoppers at 519-750-8477. This group of idiots with no respect for the dead, their families, or the law need to be apprehended.

By the way, Brantford ward 1 city councillor Jan VanderStelt needs to be commended for not only trying (and for more than a dozen stones, successfully) setting the stones back in place, But for coming to the scene to view the damage and comfort those who saw it first hand. Excellent job in representing the city, Mr. VanderStelt.

Window Guy Road Rage — A MUST READ

  By Roby | November 11, 2011 - 11:16 pm | Asinine, Brant, Brantford, Douchebag, fight, karma, Tard, work sucks, WTF
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I think this has to be one of the single worst road rage incidents I have seen in my life. What do you think?

A driver of a window truck cuts off another driver in a civic, after passing on the right hand side, on Market Street south, close to the Casino. The civic doesn’t honk, despite narrowly avoiding a collision, or being forced into oncoming traffic.

The two drivers both turn left onto Icomm Drive, and pull up to the Brant-Icomm-Colborne Street intersection. The civic was in the left turn lane, the driver who cut him off was in the right hand lane. They both stop at the red light.

The civic looks over to the right, likely mouthing some words like “fucking retard” or “what a retard,” when the driver who cut him off leaves his truck, crosses two lanes of traffic, and starts “calling on” the other driver to a fight in the street, or to argue, in the least.

The civic driver says “get back in your car” twice, before the truck driver bangs the civic’s driver side window twice, and proceeds to go back to his truck.

Now, what the hell just happened here? Who gets out of their truck to yell at another driver when it was clearly his fault? He probably deserved the civic driver saying “what a retard,” because that’s the type of behavior he just displayed.

So it gets better. One would want to call the truck driver’s company to let them know what an asshole this driver was right? Well, the company was McNaught Windows, and the driver was the owner, Dave Schoenfeld. In fact, here is a picture of Mr. Angry Windows guy right here:


Dave Schoenfeld, owner of McNaught Windows, and a guy who has anger and road rage issues.

So this again begs the question: If you are in your own company’s truck, with the vanity license plate WYNDOWMN, would you get out and harass another driver in your own city? What if this was a young girl? A mother with children in the back seat? What if the civic driver had a gun or something?

You sir, did not exercise great judgement today, at on or about 3:00pm on Friday, November 11. You sir, are an asshole. I would never recommend having a guy install my windows with anger issues. That might result in more broken glass.

So if you happen to see this vehicle in your passing, let him know that his road rage issues just made him look like an asshole, or as the guy in the civic looked like he was muttering, a “fucking retard.”

McNaught Windows, Angry Driver, Asshole, Road Rage Truck Driver

Excellent job, Dave.

Three teens accused of killing Barrie man “not monsters” … Really?

  By Roby | August 17, 2011 - 8:45 am | Asinine, Creepy, Douchebag, fight, karma, News, Tard, WTF
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Three teens charged with second degree murder in the death of a Barrie man cried in court today and said they were “not monsters.”

Jake Workman, Justin Spring, Matthew Spring. They deserve a long jail sentence.

Justin Spring, 19, his brother Mathew Spring, 18, of Innisfil, and their friend Jake Workman, 18, all charged with second-degree murder, will be held behind bars pending the outcome of a later bail hearing.

Police say the teens were charged following an altercation that ended up in tragedy after Bradley Hubbard, 42, of Collingwood was killed at the Putting Edge, a glow-in-the-dark golf course in the south end of Barrie at around 9:30 p.m. Saturday.

Hubbard, the father of seven children, was playing golf with his girlfriend and his two daughters, aged eight and four, when he was stabbed or hit with a golf club as his family watched in horror.

We feel very sorry for the family about what happened,” said the father, James Spring, shaking his head. “We are shaken over all of this, so we can only imagine what the family is going through.”

“But we want people to know that these are good kids – they are not monsters,” said step-mother Shelly Spring. “They didn’t go in there to kill somebody. They were just being rowdy and it turned into an altercation that got out of control. It never should have ended this way.”

I’m sorry, Shelly, your kids are monsters. When your kids kill a man, I don’t care what the excuse is, your kids are monsters. Your kids deserve the book thrown at them. They may not have gone to a mini putt with intent to kill someone, but they did. And they killed someone because they were asked to be less rowdy in front of his daughters? Shelly? James? Fuck your kids. They deserve a LONG jail time. They killed a man in front of his own children. End of. No amount of whining and crying gets you out of this one.