Flori – Durr. International Driving Permit and then No Permit.

After sending snowbirds to licence offices in a panic, Florida now says it won’t enforce a requirement for all non-U.S. residents to obtain an International Driving Permit.

Earlier today, employees at CAA offices fielded an unprecedented flurry of phone calls and inquiries from people planning to go to Florida after the surprise realization that since Jan. 1, all non-U.S. residents need an International Driving Permit.

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“We were informed only two days ago, but it was on the radio today so everyone’s here,” said a harried employee taking names from those in line to get the international licence.

On Jan. 1, Florida passed statute 322.04, a new law mandating the international permit, a paper document written in 10 languages.

According to the Florida Department of Highway Safety and Motor Vehicles (DHSMV), the purpose of the new law is for everyone to have “a licence in a language that police officers can understand.”

An IDP is the internationally recognized licence people need when they rent a car and drive in Europe. On an average summer day, with vacationers going abroad, CAA-Quebec’s large office on Drummond normally issues 60 to 75 of these a day, but very rarely in the winter, the staff said.

To get an international driving licence, you need a valid driving permit, $25 and a passport-size photograph.

If you don’t have the photo handy, CAA can take one for you for $13. Grand total: $38.74, taxes in.

“The intent of the change in Florida law regarding the International Driving Permit was to aid law enforcement in Florida when interacting with drivers holding a licence in a foreign language,” a spokesperson for the Florida Department of Highway Safety said Thursday.

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Did Your New Year’s Suck?

Well it didn’t suck as bad as these guys. Possibly the worst live event coverage ever.

This clip shows a montage of “highlights,” filled with abrupt cuts, throwing to nobody, unintentionally live microphones, inability to know/care if it was midnight and pretty much every other error that could have made it live on the air. Hosted by Jamie Kennedy, and former MTV Canada host Jessi Cruickshank, it was an epic disaster that unfolded live on LA indie station KDOC.

Peple who did not show up that were supposed to: Mario Lopez, Eva Longoria, Joey Lawrence and Jennifer Love Hewitt

At one point, the show interviews one of Hugh Hefner‘s ex-girlfriends holding a Carl’s Jr. cheeseburger because the burger chain sponsored this awesomeness.

Macy Gray sounded stoned as hell and didn’t know what time it was.

On multiple occasions, Kennedy and/or the show’s producers ask on a hot mic whether the show is currently live (by the way, it was) while liberally peppering in some profanity for the sake of it. The first few seconds of one return from commercial break began with Kennedy on-stage looking around confusedly while off-camera voices asked “Where’s my stage manager?” and declared: “Don’t fucking give me shit.”

The control room couldn’t seem to figure out how to press the right buttons and so interviews were cut off mid-sentence, camera shots sometimes never changed, random Carl’s Jr. ads ran during the middle of broadcast, and a video of Jamie Kennedy at a comedy club took about 10 seconds to load.

One random woman in the crowd figured out how to read teleprompter behind co-host Stu Stone and mimicked his read for an entire two minutes. Sheer brilliance.

Some guy dropped a big ol’ “motherfucker” live on-air.

Oh hey, Bone Thugs-n-Harmony seemingly missing the memo about “not cursing on air,” because… umm… they cursed. A lot.

Kennedy tries his best at hitting on a drunk black woman: “You should go white, because it’ll keep your vagina very tight.” Also on-air.

The show ends with a fight on-stage behind the hosts… and then silence as the credits roll. Awesome.

By the way up and coming video people, this is probably an example of what not to do.

Jamie Kennedy, KDOC, Epic Fail

Wall To Wall Ikea Monkey Coverage

I want to make sure everyone is all up on their Ikea Monkey coverage. Here’s some background on Darwin, the Ikea Monkey:

Darwin grew up in a strong musical background. As a young monkey he was a backgound singer for Oasis. Here is his pic taken after Liam Gallagher gave him his coat as payment for helping out in “Wonderwall”

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Shortly after success with Oasis, Darwin tried his hand on the pop charts with the group Bloodhound Gang. Here’s a still from The Bad Touch:

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Some other artists were unhappy with his success and sense of high fashion. Kanye West interrupted Darwin’s acceptance speech saying “Imma let you finish buying your stuff at Ikea, but…..”

Kanye started mimicing Darwin’s fashion as well.

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Darwin gained friends but also foes while in thr music biz. In fact it is rumoured that all the press Mr. IkeaMonkey was making others jealous. Here is the Weather Dog interrupting Leslie Roberts discussing Darwin’s latest single which just passed Curious George as the #1 monkey hit.

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In fact, other aniamals may have been involved in setting Darwin up to be captured. Here is a cat who we interviewed that refused to comment further, calling him Carl.

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Now under capture, its time to bring Darwin back home to keep making hits. Support the Free Darwin movement!!

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Sicko steals Vets Sign from Door

Things like this sicken me. Upon doing some work in the Wellington – Darling apartment complex today, I came across this sign on a door:

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So this gentleman, who fought for this country, had his sign ripped down by some callous individual who clearly has no respect for vetrans, no respect for Canada, and no respect for themselves.

I take this very personally. While I may not have fought for our country, I love, revere, and respect those who do. Our troops died so that we could express ourselves. So we could have freedom, so that we could debate one another. Make money. Live a great life.

To see that someone has no respect for that, shows that they don’t even have respect for themselves, and that’s shameful. I feel sorry for this person.

So here’s the call out. If you know who did this, comment in the thread, or pm me personally on twitter @RichieRoby. In the meantime, let’s have some respect for those who fought that we could be free.

William Todd: Criminal Legend of Fail

Police say William Todd of Kentucky went on a crime spree lasting 9 hours and 10 felonies before finally being arrested at the Opryland Hotel in Nashville, Tennessee.

William Todd wreaked havoc on Nashville, where he started his day of terror by breaking into a haunted house tourist attraction and stealing a taser, revolver and shotgun. Todd went on a shooting spree inside and eventually lit the building on fire.

Todd then tased, pistol-whipped and stole cash and credit cards from four patrons at a local bar all while holding them at gunpoint. About five minutes later, Todd hijacked a taxi and drove to Walmart, where he spent over $200.

Todd then broke into a local lawyers office, ransacked the business then defecated on a desk, smearing feces on some of the framed law degrees.

He then impersonated a female housekeeper and knocked on several hotel room doors.

In one case, police said Todd stole $600 from a Canadian couple while at gunpoint and shaved his head to rid of a long red ponytail that could lead to police finding his identity.

At 9am, police said Todd crashed the stolen cab into a parking garage.

Two hours later he hailed a new one and held the cab driver at knife point.

Police, on the search for Todd, found him submerged in a water-cooling vat in Opryland where he was hiding.

We’ll discuss this on the show tonight at 9pm on Generation Zel! Radio!

William Todd, 9 hours, 10 crimes

Rioting + Facebooking = Fail

This guy deserves the Dumbest Rioter of the Year award. Did he not learn ANYTHING from the Vancouver riots? lolol

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Uncover the Night: Horny 2012

Thanks to Jason Russell’s public nude meltdown yesterday, a new movement is afoot. Generation Zel! Radio supports “Horny 2012: UNCover The Night,” where I guess instead of covering the city poles with posters, we should uncover our own poles and go about the city. Right?

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