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Tim Hudak Calls for Appeal into Richard Smoke Sentence

  By Roby | January 22, 2012 - 12:53 pm | Asinine, Caledonia, Canada, liberals are spineless, liberals are stupid, Ministry of Frustration, Natives, Ontario, OPP, Terrorism, WTF
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Tim Hudak sends a letter to Ontario Attorney General John Gerretsen, asking him to appeal the Richard Smoke sentence. Despite nearly killing Mr. Gualtieri in Caledonia, Smoke got less than two years jail time. If this isn’t appealed, this will be the start of more Native vs Non-Native racism. My comment to Gerretsen? Do your job. You are the Attorney General, at least get an appeal going, or you and your Liberal friends are to blame for more racist tensions in Caledonia. I will follow up with a stronger post if this appeal is not done, as today is the last official day to file an appeal.

Sorry, Dave Levac, It’s more than politics to me too.

  By Roby | October 5, 2011 - 10:15 am | Brant, Brantford, Caledonia, Dalton McGuinty, economy, Election, Haldimand, illegal native smokes, liberals are anti job, liberals are spineless, OPP, personal, politics, Terrorism
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And for that reason, I will not be supporting you. As the closest government MPP to Caledonia, and representing a riding that is also in sight of the illegal native occupations, have you done ANYTHING for the rule of law in Ontario? No, you have done nothing. Did you help Caledonians who were traumatized, arrested without lawful reasons by the Ontario Provincial Police, intimidated by native terrorists for years, other than to hand them a cheque right before the writ was dropped? No.

Dave Levac

Did you vote to increase my taxes? Yes. Many times. Did my health care tax help out when I had to wait with my girlfriend in the Brantford General Hospital for nearly 12 hours, before she was admitted? That same day, another gentleman had to wait til the next morning after already waiting 12 hours. Disgraceful.

How many jobs have LEFT Brantford and Brant since you’ve been in office? Where are all the factories that once flourished in this city? Where are all these green jobs, how come none of them came to Brantford? Why am I paying an extra 10 – 15 cents a litre for gas? An extra tax on my electricity bill? Where have you been for us on that one?

Sorry, Dave, I will not be supporting another four years of meandering, wasteful, government spending. I will not be supporting a green energy initiative that is keeping major employers from coming here, for fear their hydro bills are going to go through the roof. I will not be supporting McGuinty’s continued need to balloon our deficit so my kids will have to pay it for me.

It’s more than politics for me, Dave Levac. And that means you do not get this vote. Michael St Amant and Tim Hudak’s Conservatives can clean the government up, and I can trust them to keep taxes low, and actually enforce the rule of law.

Wanton Endangerment Charges Filed For Apple Cider Prank?

  By Roby | August 7, 2009 - 11:30 pm | Organized Tardism, pranks, Tard, Terrorism
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In Kentucky, a person is guilty of wanton endangerment in the first degree when, under circumstances manifesting extreme indifference to the value of human life, he wantonly engages in conduct which creates a substantial danger of death or serious physical injury to another.
The various degrees of endangerment differ depending upon the state in which the crime takes place. Similarly, the amount of jail time someone receives if convicted would vary tremendously, not just by jurisdiction, but depending upon the criminal record of the perpetrator.
In Kentucky there are several degrees of wanton endangerment. First degree wanton endangerment is a class D felony in Kentucky, whereas second degree wanton endangerment is a class A misdemeanor.

Watch the vid below:

This prank involved James Tyler Markle, who is also featured in other posts.

Genzel Exclusive Pics of PrankNet HQ

  By Roby | August 7, 2009 - 11:56 am | Follow-Up, Hilarity, karma, kewl, Organized Tardism, Tard, Terrorism
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These pics EXCLUSIVE to Genzel were given to me anonymously, of the PrankNet Headquarters. Windsor Pride! Courtesy of a visitor. Enjoy!
(Click the picture for the larger versions of all)

Windsor Ontario, Windsor, Home of Dex, Tariq Malik, PrankNet

Windsor Star, Dex, Tariq Malik, PrankNet Celebrity, Windsor Ontario, Windsor

Dex, tariq malik, 1637 Assumption Street, Windsor, Windsor Ontario, Apartment, Mommy house, owned, PrankNet Headquarters

Dex, pranks, PrankNet Headquarters, PrankNet HQ, PrankNet, Tariq, Malik, Tariq Malik, Apartment, Owned, bedroom, Mommy's Place, 1637 Assumption Street, Windsor, Windsor Ontario, pwned

Dex, pranks, PrankNet Headquarters, PrankNet HQ, PrankNet, Tariq, Malik, Tariq Malik, Apartment, Owned, bedroom, Mommy's Place, 1637 Assumption Street, Windsor, Windsor Ontario, pwned

Thanks again to the provider of these pics.

Dex is Fark-ed

  By Roby | August 6, 2009 - 11:46 pm | Follow-Up, Hilarity, humour, karma, kewl, Organized Tardism, Ownage, Tard, Terrorism
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Farkers are hilarious. Here are various photochops from around the world in reaction to the PrankNet story:
Dex, Tariq Malik, boo hoo, Pranks

Dex, Tariq Malik, Windsor Ontario, Windsor, Ontario, PrankNet Headquarters, PrankNet, pranks, Windsor Police

Dex, Tariq Malik, PrankNet, Ownage, Farkers, Pranks, tard

Tariq Malik, Dex, ownage, Farkers, Pranks, PrankNet, tard, organized tardism

PrankNet World Headquaters, Pranks, Windsor Ontario, Windsor, 1637 Assumption Street, tard

PrankNet HQ, Prank, Tariq Malik, Windsor, Windsor Ontario, 1637 Assumption Street, Organized Tardism

More To Do About Markle

  By Roby | August 6, 2009 - 5:46 pm | Asinine, Follow-Up, karma, News, Organized Tardism, Tard, Terrorism, WTF
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TheSmokingGun has more on one of the PrankNet higher-ups, and surprise, surprise, he is a child molester as well.

Tyler Markle, 18, was originally written up as a closet homosexual who frequented a local gay bar, despite making homophobic rants and angrily telling people to sodomize themselves with chair legs. Now TSG has some more details of Markle, where he was convicted of raping a minor. Details in the link, as well as supporting documents. Markle was released in December 2007.

Tyler Markle, PrankNet, Diboll Texas, Child predator, Pranks.

Nationally known Web site TheSmokingGun.com posted the photo on the left, identifying the man as 18-year-old Tyler Markle, of Diboll, in a story alleging he is involved in a series of damaging Internet phone pranks through the Windsor, Ontario based site Pranknet.org. That image and the Facebook profile photo of James Tyler Markle, 18, of Diboll, both appear on recovered pages of what is allegedly Markle’s now closed MySpace site where he identifies himself as ‘PrAnKsTeR04 PrankNET Pranker.’

Markle has not been charged with any crimes. He is a “person of interest” in a Lufkin Police investigation into a recent phone prank incident at a McDonald’s restaurant very similar to another prank with which he is alleged to have been involved. Lufkin Police learned of the story Tuesday night, and would be looking at the case to see if there is any connection to Pranknet. This is much like the statement Windsor Police used in yesterday’s CBC story, that they will be looking into Pranknet now that the media has brought this to their attention.

Juicy TSG Tidbits

  By Roby | August 4, 2009 - 6:46 pm | Follow-Up, karma, kewl, News, Organized Tardism, Ownage, Tard, Terrorism
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Here’s some juicier bits in The Smoking Gun’s Article:

PrankNet Headquarters, Dex's Place, Windsor Ontario

On Dex:

The notorious Internet Tough Guy, who has gleefully used the telephone to cause all kinds of havoc, was now himself panicking. He had been found. And, as a result, was barricaded in Pranknet World Headquarters with his mom, while two reporters loitered outside his window and curious neighbors wondered what was up.

On Hempster:

During an interview, Marquis, who told TSG that his “conscience is clear,” lied about his criminal record and the extent of his involvement with Pranknet. Asked about his relationship with Malik, Marquis said, “There is no relationship,” adding that he had no contact with the Pranknet founder. He also denied giving Malik money or paying for Pranknet expenses like Skype accounts.

However, Marquis’s claim that he is not in contact with Malik is belied by TSG’s own computer server logs. Records indicate that Malik immediately shared with Marquis the addresses of stories about Pranknet that appeared on TSG. The stories, which each carried a distinctive url that was created solely for Malik’s viewing, were first provided to the Pranknet founder in e-mails sent to his Gmail account (axis.r9@gmail.com). On three occasions over the last six weeks, within minutes of Malik clicking a link (which recorded his IP address in Windsor), Marquis also looked at the story, resulting in his Scarborough IP being memorialized on TSG’s servers.

When confronted with this strange coincidence, Marquis could offer little beyond, “Hmmmm.”

Marquis [Hempster], a 51-year-old with nothing better to do than hang out with degenerates half his age,

And the Dex Song:

DEX Gets His 15 minutes on TSG

  By Roby | August 4, 2009 - 5:05 pm | Follow-Up, karma, kewl, News, Ownage, personal, pranks, Tard, Terrorism
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Tariq Malik, the 25-year-old founder and leader of Pranknet, cowers in his bedroom as The Smoking Gun reporters station outside his home. read the whole article, seriously.

Dex is fucked, seriously. And I can’t say I’m anything but glad, after what happened to me over those weeks when i just mentioned him. Here are the people mentioned in the article, and specifically, those who are also on the tapes harassing me, which I will re-up in light of this new development:

Dex, The Pranknet Telephone Terrorist, prank calls, Tariq Malik
Dex – Tariq Malik, 1637 Assumption Street, Windsor, 25.

Hempster, William Marquis, Pot Grower, Pranknet
Hempster – William Marquis, Gilroy Drive, Scarborough(Toronto), 51

Also mentioned in the article are Veruca, Slipknotpsycho, Moe Lester, and Prankster.

Arrests should be coming, and the ownage has already begun. Dex, you are getting your due, you stupid fucking piece of shit. Harassing me and my family? Thanks for coming out. Tres kudos to The Smoking Gun for this awesome, awesome article.

The KFC Tape Revealed

  By Roby | February 28, 2009 - 12:35 am | Follow-Up, humour, News, paltalk, Tard, Terrorism, WTF
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Just given to me tonight, the actual prank call that started the KFC evacuation incident. Download the file here, or hit play to hear the call below. Sorry file removed due to bandwidth limits. Just download it.

Note: The call is unedited, 59 minutes, with other KFCs called as well. The Manchester KFC was the sucessful prank.

This call took place in the now closed “Pranks Inc.” chat room, by Canadian Paltalker and prankster “Dex” and his co-admin “Slayer.” The Manchester Police are still currently looking into the matter.

Hoax Led KFC Workers To Spray Extinguisher and Disrobe

  By Roby | February 27, 2009 - 3:07 am | Hilarity, karma, News, paltalk, Tard, Terrorism
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KFC Employees Treated After Being Exposed To Fumes

KFC Closed to Dex Prank Call

MANCHESTER, N.H. — A Hazmat call to a Manchester Kentucky Fried Chicken restaurant was determined to have been sparked by a hoax call, police said.

Firefighters were called to the restaurant on Hooksett Road because employees reported eye and skin irritation from a fire extinguisher. When emergency crews arrived, they found three employees disrobed outside of the building.

The employees told police that the restaurant got a call from someone claiming to be from corporate headquarters who asked them to test their fire suppression system. When they did and reported that they had chemicals from the extinguisher on their clothes, the caller told them they needed to take their clothes off.

The workers said they became suspicious when the caller then told them to urinate on each other.

Two officers were sent to a hospital for treatment from being exposed to chemicals inside the building, and two employees were also treated at a hospital. The third employee refused treatment.

Police said they are investigating the incident as a criminal matter. The restaurant was closed until health officials could determine that it was safe to re-open.

Editor’s Note: It is widely suspected that “Dex,” a Canadian Paltalker who runs the room “Pranks Inc,” is likely responsible for this prank call above. H/t to Kishy for the original article.