Hey, just cause we are getting into crunch time, and you haven’t gotten everything on your list for Ruby Sue, Betty Lou, and Frank… this does not give you the right to be cranky, bitchy, pushy, and rude. Yesterday I observed one idiot who didn’t understand you can’t follow another car at a four way stop. This smart person gave me the finger for obeying the four way stop rules. Well Merry Christmas to you, tard.
Even in the stores though, this is the time that shoppers that suck at it start to get militant. This past Sunday I observed a lineup at an unusual time at my local Zehrs (it was 10:30 at night). Nonetheless I get in line, only to see a couple at the front of the store arguing with the cashier. Ahh, this is why the holdup.
The douche in front of me is demanding to see a manager, cause he can’t take the milk crate for his chocolate milk. “You guys don’t pay deposit on them anymore” he claims. Well, that may be true, but if you read the crate (this guy may not be able to read) it was “unauthorized use prohibited.” That means, unless you have the milk company’s permission to take it home, it’s technically illegal.
The cashier was brave throughout, and said “sorry you can’t take the crate.” The customer has a hissy fit, says “fine, I don’t want any of them!” and slams the crate on the floor. That’s the mature response. The cashier calmly rings everything else through, gives the couple the total, and after they pay she thanks them for coming in. He screams “that’s bullshit!” before leaving the store.
Now here’s where I’m gonna step in. The douche was taking 16 cartons of chocolate milk. Greedy in of itself. Then he whines cause he can’t have the crate? The milk company doesn’t make the crate for your use, Jerkoff. But to have a fit, yell at the cashier, and toss them on the floor… shows how much of a loser you are. Thanks for coming out.