Generation Zel! Radio

Hey bikers, keep acting like this:

A mob of bicyclists riding in Seattle with the monthly Critical Mass demonstration injured a motorist after an altercation.

Seattle Police spokesman Mark Jamieson says that on Friday between 1:00 and 3:00 bicyclists were riding down a street in the Capitol Hill neighborhood, blocking traffic on both lanes, when a man and a woman in a Subaru station wagon tried to pull out of a parking spot.

But some of the bicyclists blocked them, sat on the car and began banging on the vehicle. Words were exchanged between the male driver and the bicyclists.

The driver feared being assaulted and backed up, but bumped a biker and enraged the group. In response, some of the bikers smashed the windshield and rear window. He tried to drive away but hit another bicyclist.

The car stopped a block down and the bicyclists surrounded the car. One biker punched the driver through an open window and another used a knife to slash the tires.

When the driver got out of the car a male suspect struck him with an unknown object in the back of the head. The driver was later taken to the hospital. His female companion was not injured

Jamieson says two men were arrested and police are looking for the suspect who struck the driver in the back of the head. He added police know the man’s identity.

According to the Critical Mass web site, every month, bicyclists ride to promote bicycle use and assert cyclists’ right to the road among many reasons.

And you’re gonna get this:

But seriously, a critical mass protest? Seattle has some cool things going on, this isn’t one of them. Thats just fucked. I can see these retarded bikers going out with their gatorade bottles and their geek’d out bikes with laptops and shit running amok in Seattle streets. Dumb! Go back to work, pansy biking flower-power wannabes. Fucking Retarded.

Immediate Follow-up:
In fact, click the fucking retarded link. Please. These self-righteous assholes think that blocking a vehicle and entrapping passengers is okay, and legal. They call it “corking.” I’ll be sure to make sure “corking” is banned and fucktards that want to cork are arrested. How stupid and childish. Critical Mass-holes.

This guy is most likely the guy who whacked the motorist:

Tags: Asinine, bicycle, bikers, Critical Massholes, Haggis2k6, losers bike, Seattle is Stupid, Tards Supreme

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