Kermit Shows You How To Roll


Hi! I’m Kermit the Frog!!! Today’s Lesson kids, is Rolling. Brought to you by the letter “J” and the number “420″.


First, grab your rolling papers (On sale for .69/pack at your local Roby, or Roby convenience store) take one out, and fold it like so.


Take you buds of uh……. “Herb.” of course, you need to break it up a bit, for easy smoking and even placement on your paper, so let’s break those up a bit right now.


Shit!!! I mean, careful kids, not to drop your precious herb all over. Anyways, we got ‘er all ready to go into our papers now.


Oh yeah, place it evenly on the paper like so. Smell that sweet herb, yeah!!! Okay, now it’s time to lick the side of the paper and prepare to roll it into our big fattie.


If you do it right, it comes out in a nice cylinder, just like this… I have a nice little filter on the bottom here so my little frog lips don’t get burned. I’m so overwhelmed by my good job! Let me pose with it for a second. Okay screw that, lets finish up! I’m anxious to smoke.


Tie off the end just like so. Time to light ‘er up!


Look at that beautiful fattie… Ahhh Norfolk County’s finest at work here kids.


Get your butane lighter (Zippos work just fine) or your favorite Bic (On sale for .99/3pack at your local Roby, or Roby convenience store) and fire that baby up.


Sit back and enjoy *cough* *cough* the moment….


Sometimes I find it bright when I smoke, so I like to wear protective shades. These butes are also availiable at Roby convenience stores for 5.99.


Wow, that was one sweet fattie!!!!!! I think I’m getting a little tired……… Time to go off to Dream World.


I hope this isn’t a dream. BUDS!!!! Okay kids, know you know how it is done. Enjoy! Kermit the frog is outta here.

10 Responses to Kermit Shows You How To Roll

  1. BlaizeAngel says:

    SMOKE THAT FATTIE……I AM WITH YA KERMIT.

    YEAHHHHHHHHHHH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Roby show me your cock again :) cheers !

  2. BlaizeAngel says:

    Roby is the MAN !

  3. BlaizeAngel says:

    BONG ON WHEN YOU HAVE NO ROLLING PAPERS MAN !!!!!!!!!!!

  4. BlaizeAngel says:

    ROBY WANNA GET STONED WITH ME MAN???????? LMAO

  5. prowlin wolf says:

    the things you find on the internet when ya surf around ….im putting parental controls on blaizes comp first thing

  6. Shaymen says:

    Well! If PW paid more attention to blaize instead of playing Poker and Chess!….Maybe Roby would’nt need to cut PW’s lunch lol

  7. BlaizeAngel says:

    SO TRUE SHAYMEN :) He should pay more attention to me. Then I would not rush into other mens arms for comfort. :( I am feeling unloved. Someone hold me.

    Roby…hold me.

  8. Shaymen says:

    Awwwwww! I totally agree Blaize! PW has no one but himself to blame for your “going astray” lol. So Yes!…you have my blessing and “envouragement”
    P:S…..Thanks for the Password lololol

  9. 0/10 – Epic Fail

  10. BlaizeAngel says:

    lmao Was I ever so badly behaved?
    Oh well. I miss the old days. When I didn’t work, work, work.
    I miss the old Crew as well. :) you guys were da bomb.

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